I am popular again. Im not sure if its the Sex Tape of a Sports Illustrated/Super Model that's doing it or the fact that im fucking awesome and people sometimes just forget. Im pretty sure its the latter. Since you have all taken an interest once again, I feel as though I should be giving you all a good reason for loving me. So after checking out the web for shit to steal from other people this is all I have come up with... I guess Ill just give you a rundown of whets going on in the world. Well atleast what I think is important anyway.
Wanna hear about Darth Dingleberry. Click Picture for story.
This little fucker went to school as Darth Douchebag, and instead of a glock, he went with a bb gun. Fucking dark side man...Really slipping these days.
My best buddy, Ed just opened up a Male Hair Salon(he's gay..just kidding, he's bi), he asked his girls that cut the hair to show him their best work. This what they came up with.. I think next time he'll use a test subject rather than himself
Wanna see how you would go about becoming Siamese twins with one of your friends? It really easy, alls you need is a your buddy, a pipe and a 40 mph collision. OUCH
If you have never gone to gorilla mask to check out Ryan's enormous penis, I mean Boobie Collection, you should. You know what they say about a guy with lots of porn...um he's ah got hairy palms... i got nothing. But he has the porn. LOTS OF PORN
Wanna see the chick who is suing Chris Rock, yeah men neither UNTIL I found out she was NEKKID...
Cindy Juggs Margolis is doing playboy and Denise Juggs Richards is a crazy whore. Read about them both at one of favorites, WWTDD.com
Ok fuckers that should keep you busy for a little while. You just got the total package, humor, news, celebrity gossip and jerky jerk material. Im the best I know.