The perfect house....

I was looking at these Russian gymnasts and all I kept thinking was, these chicks would be great pieces around the house.
A door mat

Table sculpture

Sofa

Recliner

End Tables

Living Room throw rug

Game Chair - for the kids playing playstation

One for his friend

Stand up Lamp

Folding Table

Umbrella or obviously baseball bat holder


That pretty much covers all the basics of the house... I dont know maybe I just have an eye for interior design..

Tucker scores on Myspace - AGAIN!

-I have been fucking slaying bitches from myspace for weeks now. Do you all remember Emma? Well I never wound up meeting her, but who cares, she was a dumb bitch anyway. Im not sad because I have been working this other honey, here is her picture I know what your thinking, she's hot. I know this is going to be 100% solid because the bitch emailed me FIRST..

From: jenny
Date: Mar 15, 2006 3:17 PM

Hello
am jenny seeking for Someone special to capture my heart and knows how to handle it with care,one who will cherish me and be willing to share life's greatest joys and sorrows. Someone who's willing to spoil, pamper and love me unconditionally,whom is kind, sincere, honest, passionate, loyal,sense of humor, loving and wants alifetime.and U?when i went through ur profile i really liked it and found both of us %99 compatible,the only %1 missing is that right now am not home.Well am looking for a caring and loving guy who can take good care of me .if you can give us a try ,am sure we can makes something work out this.After the death of my family.: I am looking to meet someone who is honest,sweet,caring,attractive, someone who is getting tired of the bar scene, someonewho will enjoy just spending time together no matter what we're doing.I would love to start traveling more as well.I am into sports and like to explore many different things.I am a fun loving person who loves to laugh and make others laugh. I always try to enjoy the simple things in life,and not take anything for granted. I also enjoy spending time with the family on sundays watching football and playing with the neice and nephews. I love to go out and have fun,but I can also stay in and just relax for easy communication u canthrough jennymyluv_01or u can add me to your messanger list i am looking forward to here from u as soon as possible ..............bye jenny

I replied with quickness...

Mar 15, 2006 3:21 PM
Subject: RE: hi
Hi, wow you are beautiful. What can I do for you? Do you need money$$? Do you need to get to the states? Tell me and I will do it. It doesnt matter what it is.. I think I love you..

Oh its on because she sent me this right back...

From: jenny
Date: Mar 15, 2006 3:34 PM

hello
how you doing am just on the computer wright now but wright now all i need is through love and meant that you guys are curious and you are meant to be bad not to be good so therefore i cant trust man so thereforei have told you my mine if you are interested in getting knowing me so tell me more about your self ..as you have already know some little terminlogy about me ok so i just lost my family in an accident so i dont want to become a widow so i decide to take things in other ok..

Then I sent this back and am awaiting with much anticipation her response...

RE: hello
I cant understand a fucking word of what you are saying, christ what country are you from? It doesnt matter, first I need to know some stuff. Do you have a tight vagina? Do you shave it bald? If you are from Brazil, do you get brazilian bush wax's? Do you fuck on the first date? If so can I fuck your ass and then cum in your mouth? I heard once you go black you wont go back, is that true? If so do you want to test that theory on me? I have never fucked a negro if you are my first that would be cool. I think you could be my wife, and then I could kill you because I dont mind being a widow. How did your family die? Aids? hunger? flies? Can you throw a spear? Get back to me, I think you and I could work out.

Will Ferrell Dead at age 36

Will Ferrell died yest at the age of 36...

Actor Will Ferrell Dies in Paragliding Accident
Los Angeles -- Actor Will Ferrell accidentally died in a freak para-gliding accident yesterday in Torey Pines, Southern California. The accident apparently happened somewhere near the famed paragliding site after a freak wind gush basically blew Ferrell and his companion towards a wooded area where they lost control before crashing into the dense foilage.





(I-Newswire) - Ferrell and his professional guide, Horacio Gomez of Airtek Paragliding Center attempted the jump at around 2 in the afternoon. According to witnesses, the conditions were basically ideal for para-gliding and the weather did'nt pose a problem at all.

The jump started normally as Ferrell and Gomez glided carefully across the vast area and were seemed headed into the righ direction just before what witnesses said a freak wind somehow blew them off course, causing the paragliding professional Gomez to somehow lose control.

As horrified witnesses looked on, the duo headed straight for the dense woods near the jump off point and crashed at an estimated 60 mph hitting the trees as they hurtled to the ground.

Some friends of the actor who witnessed the accident immediately called up 911. The paramedics vainly attempted to revive the two on their way to the nearby UCSD Thornton Hospital in nearby La Jolla.

The duo suffered major injuries to the head and broken bones that caused the death of the two.

In an interview with Will's parents who was John W. Ferrell in real life, Mary and Hubert Ferrell said their sonn died while doing one of the things he loved the most.

Will was a graduate of the University of California where he finished his Sports Information Degree. Will was born on July 16, 1968. He was 36.

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