Carolyn Murphy has a sex tape now I have it TOO.

Carolyn Murphy is the face of Estee Lauder, a top super model and SI(Sports Illustrated) swim suit cover girl. Man when I was kid I remember when the swim suit edition came, I use to run up to my bathroom, put the shower on as cover, and furiously rough up the subject. Of course I was only 12 or 13 at the time. Im pretty sure when I climaxed only a little clear liquid came out...Umm Uh, anyway back to Carolyn Murphy. She made a sex tape here it is. There, now I have to ah um take a shower.

CLICK PICTURE TO VIEW - VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR
YOUR CHAPPED PENIS


If I was her, im not sure what I would be more embarrassed about, the actual sex tape coming out, or the way I danced like a crazed nude monkey in the beginning... Its so bad I feel embarrassed for her.


UPDATE

Websites across the land have been getting threats from Carolyn's lawyer, ironically the same lawyer as Colin Farrel, to pull the tape or get fined. I say fine, fine me. I was one of the first to post the tape and I will be the last to pull it down.