Tucker tries Myspace, fucks hot bitches up.

So the other day I created a myspace account. I only did it so I could see the profiles of highschool bitches. In order to look at the panty pics you need an account of your own. So I did it. I signed up, filled out the profile and added some pictures. For the last 2 days I have been "browsing" profiles of bitches in my area. I must say there are some good opportunities out there. First I searched for 16-17 year olds, ummm to see if my cousin was on here, then I kicked it up to 20-27. I went through the pages, and sent out a few messages. Then I came to this gem, some bitch who thinks she's the shit.

About me:
Im just a normal person like everyone else. I put my socks on one at a time like everyone else. And I like it that way. I can do things myself. People want to treat me like im a queen.. I want someone to say hey lets go to a hockey game and get a couple hot dogs and some beer. Or, I'll kick your ass in some basketball loser buys beer and wings at Hooters. I dont want to hear I will rub your feet and run my fingers through your hair and I want to watch you sleep. "Freaky" Do that when im old when those body parts start to hurt and the meds stop working.
Who I'd like to meet:
I am looking to meet and talk to people for a friendship. MAYBE more. I wont answer emails from people who send me messages like SUP U HOTT. I am a teacher and if you want my attention then write to me like you made it past 12th grade.

Bitch puts up a phony pic and then writes some bullshit about how she is a normal girl bla bla fucking bla... So I sent her a private message that went something like this...

Youre a tool, don't you think that your "blurb" about yourself is a little too much. Sounds like you have a super tough life...ahah...cry me river. come on girl lighten up and stop taking yourself so seriously. Sure your ok looking but all the looks in the world only go so far when it comes to relationships. You show me a hot girl who thinks she's all that and Ill show you 5 guys tired of her shit. People are put off eventually by attitude... anyway hello.

TO which she replied....

Im not full of myself. It sounds like you are a little bitter because beautiful women wont date you.

Who me?? Bitter? Nooooooo, I could have said Im sorry but me being me sent this:

HAHA, im guessing your speaking for yourself, considering you dont know any of my exgirlfriends, and by doing so your calling yourself beautiful to a stranger...hmmm not full of yourself - YEAH RIGHT.
Not too bright either cause thats not really what I was saying. I was simply stating that you sound very defensive. To which you proved my point with your reply.

Have a I dated many beautiful woman, no but ive fucked alot, many of which were alot more attractive than you, and didnt even have to try half as hard as you do. Your lips are too small, nose is too big and your tits dont fit your body. Big tits are so 90's btw.

Have a nice day

I just sent that, and I know that she read it cause its says "read". Lets see if this bitch can hang with Tucker... my guess is she screaming at her computer in baby babble trying to figure out how to recover from the pounding she just took.

More myspace stories to follow.