Penis Enlargers verse Vagina Tightners

Actually we cant have this debate CAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PILL THAT TIGHTENS A WOMAN'S VAGINA. Why not is the question I have. I am sick and tired of getting 50 emails a day asking me, scratch that telling me that my dick is too small. Guess what mother fuckers, it aint. I have an above average penis size thank you very much. But lets take a look at this for a moment. Girls have it easier than guys in the southern private parts department. Far too many times I hear "It was so small I could barely feel it", well bitch do you think that's maybe cause you can fit a bowling pin in your vag? King Kong wouldn't satisfy you. But can you tell a girl that her shit is loose.

No.

Why not? Men lets stand up for our man that stands up for us. Once and for all. Will it sting, will it get us slapped, yeah probably but Im tired of woman skating free on this one. Sure it may have been a kid or 2 that stretched that hole. But what about the chicks with no kids - Yup, she's a cock whore. Now you be asking yourself "How will I know if she has kids or not" Well dummy you can ask but if you dont want to ask, just look for the stretch marks. Plain and simple. There is no other way or answer for it. So the next time you hear that you have a small cock guys don't take that shit. You stand up and say well if your shit didn't whistle on a windy day maybe just maybe you would feel something. Shit.

I typed this out as fast as you read it so blow me if isnt well thoug out. I just read an article about penis size but I have never read an article that talks about stretched vag. Please guys let it out in the comments.


Here is the ARTICLE I was talking about HERE

Just kidding its Here