Hey Tucker what the fuck?
That's the common email I have been getting from my loyal fans. Its actually sad and I feel pity for the poor schmuck that come here everyday looking for updates and shit. It seems that I have lost my creative juices, as one person has so eloquently put it. I know half of you cant even pronounce the word eloquently and those that can sound their way through most defiantly doesn't know what it means. Anyway yea so what, this shit is a lot harder to do than most of you that come here and talk shit about how bad I suck think it is. Day in and day out searching the web for shit to steal or plagiarize. I mean its tough stuff. So with that said I am back bitches. Im going out like Kurt Cobain, with a bang. Updates all through the day today, so stay tuned fuckers. Im going to blow your cocksack off.
5 Comments:
yeah right. your full of shit
totally awesome.
you suck at life tucker.
"the faggotry continues"
cool name faggot.. let me guess your 29 from NY, live in your mothers basement and smoke pot, but its really cool if you hit your bong at 420... get a life.
you couldve done an update in the time it took you to come back with that peice of brilliance. and i sleep in your mothers basement.
Too bad you aren't the REAL Tucker Max. He can actually write something worth while!
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