Email from my loyal fan, DreDogg
I got an email from DreDogg basically saying how awesome I am and asking me since I get so many girls if I could hook him up. I guess its been a while for him, well 3 years according to his email, and he's tired of jerking off to interent porn. I feel for the guy so I said sure. But I would need a picture and some info to work with. This is where its get really funny but really sad at the same time. Instead of going into it Ill just post his picture for you all and give you his stats:
Here's his picture: Cool 80's hair do.
And here is "stats" from the email.
31
5'9
130 pounds
Lives at home with mommy and daddy
Unemployed - Works for welfare
7th grade grad
Considers his right hand the best hook up ever.
Dick looks like a baby's pinky.(his words not mine)
Now Ive never been one to turn away from a challenge, but in this case, I feel that the only solution is suicide. Im sorry Dredogg but you cant get blood from a stone. You have a face that not even a mother could love.
9 Comments:
HAHAHHAHAHAHA, what a fucking LOSER.
Give me his email address IM BEGGING YOU TUCKER...Please POST THAT SHIT
That is exactly how I remember him. The only difference is that he usually has a set of balls on his chin
Ex-con, how much ass you have you got since being released from jail? Thats right, none, you're still banging the fi-fi bag full of lotion wedged between your mattress. Why don't you take the shoe laces out of your shoes and hang yourself you pussy! hahaha
He is one goofy bastard! I see why his ass took a beating in the po po. Tucker you should create a blog dedicated to this Turd Burgular. Hey Uncle Eddie I think this Dreydog might be worse than Alkaline.
I refuse to let a brother down, I am going to take him out for a MUCH NEEDED make over.
First thing first, drop the head banger hair do. Then and only then can we start working on his game...and Im not talking about dungeons and dragons.
I also just got an email from dredogg and he has also asked for my help. He is very upset that ex-con and johnny dingle are ganging up on him. So becuase I feel bad for this pathetic ass pirate I will continue to thrash ex-con and dingle berry the way that I do to Alkaline. Keep your chin up drey. I know its tough with nuts on them but things will get better. Stick with tucker.............Also I need you to come over and wash my sheets for I jizzed all over them banging your sister in the ass.
Sounds like a fruit loop to me.
Dredogg Im thinking about banning you from here, unless you can some how prove your worthiness, looks like thats damn near impossible soooo, lights out for you kid.
Im sorry DreDogg did you say something??
Im sorry but maybe my hearing is going... did you say something...something about Uncle Eddie?? Could you please keep repeating yourself...
HAHAHHAHAA, just remember after you take 5 minutes or so one finger typing, It only takes me 3 seconds to delete it...
DREDOGG go back to what your good at, spreading ass for man cock.
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