Meet Superstar DJ Leigh Lezark and her "friend" Brian Battjer
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She is part of the New York super group the MisShapes, which is some type of indie rock/dj/wanna be party monsters. He works for an online mag and runs the super cool site I keep a diary.com
Now I know that this is completely against everything I am and stand for BUT after looking through Brians website I came to the conclusion he seems like a super chill dude. Actually seeing his pictures and reading his comments I realized he and I have a lot in common like age, likes to drink and the ability to bag smoking hot chicks, just to name the important ones. IF Leigh is his girl/friend/both than I would treat her like all my "friends" (cause if I lived in NYC and met Brian I would probably be friends with him) hot girlfriends and treat her with much love and respect. (with the hopes that if/when they broke up I can get on that...You know the deal.)
So here is the thing, the comments yest, actually did piss me off. I wasn't just sayin that playing good cop. I think its fucked up how people jump at the chance to be so mean. So fuck you guys who got nasty. Brian and Leigh I wish you the best and if you are ever in Philly hit me up, ill take you around and Brian I will most likely hit on Leigh atleast twice.
Check out Brains(thats for you Brian) and Leighs sites... they are alot cooler than this one is.. Oh yeah and cause Im TuckerMax, internet asshole Im keeping the hot pictures up..
She had me "None" but I suggest you read on.
No harm was meant with the first post.
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Dayum Tucker/Jim this girl is on fire.
I wont have anything negative in my Leigh post. Deal with it.
This is the kind of girl you bring home to step momma and try and swing a three way.
Tucker you are suffering from serious writers block...
What the fuck is going on with you man. Did you leave your brain and your nuts in LA?
What a no dick Poofta
she's hot, but brian seems to have that girl locked down.
Good luck
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hahahaha. good luck, skipper. just make sure to invite this goofy fucker to the wedding.
Will do, gonna need someone to park the cars.
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Hey assholes, I told you already, this isnt a fucking bash fest. You fuckers have a lot of nerve. You havent seen a real girl since your mom slid dinner down the basement steps last week.
Knock it the fuck off. This chick wouldnt piss on 99% of you to put your sorry ass out of flames. This is the EXACT reason why you cant get girls this smoking hot. Cause you hate too much.
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Tucker you say that you love this chick Leigh but youre gonna let a 1000 people a day see her dirty little secrets. In a sense this post is more harmful than good. You know?
Well anyone that believes everything they read on internet blogs isnt worth worrying about.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it ya fucking hipster.
OH MY FUCKING GOD - You are such the FUCKING FAGGOT these days TUCKER.
DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!@!@#$ Q$^Tqer;lkgja;fga[orhgafdsg iadf[igjao[fdsjga [oijg
Im not coming back.
I cant believe you CENSORED this site. Fucking Tucker man you lost it. Pull the plug dude, youre too soft now.
Well tucker is a fag so it should be expected of him to commit faggotry
Alkaline,
You are right Tucker is no doubt a no dick poofta! But that still gives a total unfunny ass clown like yourself no right to insult him. You need to take your mother's advice and try flushing yourself down a toilet. In my your mother is completely right....Stinky Shit belongs in a toilet and should be flushed immediately!
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