Jennifer Anistons Nude Sunbathing Pictures

Lets Go Out With Boobs!!! I mean a BANG!!!

Jennifer Aniston's lawyer is threating to sue any website that publishes the pictures of her cuaght topless sunbathing. Well hey, guess what Jen, we didnt make you take your top off - did we? We didnt ask you expose your beautiful firm titties with hershey kiss nipples - did we? We havent been waiting for you to do somehting like this since 1990 - have we? Well that last one is a yes but you get the point. SO I TUCKER MAXX GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED - YOUR TITTIES ON THE INTERNET.





And thats thats thats thats all folks... Let sue, what are they going to take? My famous crusty actress panties?
Oh I hope you like the little *cookie I threw in there..always fucking you guys up.

Off until January 8th.

I off to LA to pursue an actress, who will remain a mystery until I fuck her doggy stlyle and post pictures of her signed crusty panties. Im sure I have all your best wishes, thanks fuckers. See unlike you I have what it takes to make it outside my mothers basement. Banging famous bitches in Hollywood should be easy for me. I have good looks, a great personality and undeniable charm. I even plan on being cast in a big picture by the end of next week. I leave tomorrow and im not sure if I will have internet access. Im not bringing my laptop so unless I run into a pc with internet access, you are all SHIT OUT OF LUCK. To the thousands and thousands that come here every week, I will remember you when I hit it big. Thanks and try not to be too jealous. Its not your fault God blessed me and not you.

Peace out poptarts.

TuckerMaxx Battle Axe.


Ps. i have offered someone a chance to write for the site, its up to him if he takes that opportunity. If he does that's great cause he's one funny mother fucker. He probably wont cause he's real busy doing his own stuff. Either way, you always have the Tuckermaxx Archives. OR the Picture Galleries of all my sites OR sites I go to daily
Fark.com
AttuSeesAll
WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo.com
PerezHitlton.com

My Favorite - Oreo Cookie

In your face FUCKERS.

Check this email out fuckers.

Dear Tucker,
First of all. I wanted to tell you that you have a great site. I am a woman, BUT I DO NOT LIKE WOMAN. OK I just think it is fucking funny that all these whores are getting blasted out. LOL. I saw one of your last posts about posting pictures of a girl you had sex with. She is very pretty, but do you think she is as pretty as me?
I sent you some pics to compare with. I hope you enjoy and keep up the site. It makes me laugh daily.

Love Nikki

Please Do not share my email address :)

WHAT NOW MOTHER FUCKERS. I would like to thank Nikki for sending in her pictures. If you would like to thank her too, here is her email address. nikkilynn070803@yahoo.com . Now dont be mad at me Nikki, you should have known better.

Laguna Beach - The Real Scoop

Im not going to lie, I fucking love the show. So here is a super fan gossip that Im going to share with you all. Not that you deserve it, more cause its like just hearing a secret...I have to tell SOMEONE.

Jessica is not very smart (duh!) nor very pretty in person. She is in
community college and not doing a whole lot. Source asked her if her
parents were mortified by her behavior - she said they weren't exactly pleased. She just used Jeff (boy that was at end of season)- didn't really like him, just wanted someone to make out with.

Stephen and Jason are good friends and live together in LA, but Jason is always at L.C's. Turns out he and LC never broke up and are still dating. Also, turns out Jason has some MAJOR issues - the reason he didn't go to graduation.......he didn't graduate. He failed his senior year. Ditto for Talan. More on Jason - he has been in and out of rehab about 3 times in the past year. He is also bipolar and is on some major medication. His grandparents are the wealthy ones and his parents don't really work- just live off of the grandparents. Another tidbit - Jason used to hit (ie, abuse) Alex M. when they dated. Per Alex M., the reason you didn't see that in the show is b/c MTV was trying to sell a fantasy. That is also why you don't see Alex M. and Jason actually break up

More on Talan his mom used to be some actress so is pretty well-connected in Hollywood. The engagement to Kimberly Stewart is just a publicity stunt - they aren't really engaged. His mom is trying to coach him on getting himself into
the limelight.

Stephen and Kristin are dating - they just got back from a
vacation together in Hawaii - she's not really dating that Jenner guy -
another publicity stunt. Kristin is trying to "make it" in Hollywood.

Taylor is at school at the University of Arizona.

Alex H. and Alex M. are roommates. Alex M. is trying to make it in the music world and Alex H. dates a guy in Alex M.'s backup band.

LC is supposedly the meanest person of the bunch - they say she is the least approachable.

Another thing, is apparently MTV and BMW have some sort of deal, which
is why you always see them driving around in BMWs - ie, Kristin's dad
didn't really buy her the BMW - she got it from MTV.

Ok ladies and Uncle Eddie... Im going to make you cream your panties...

My best bud Uncle Eddie is a huge Brad Pitt fan. It seems that Brad and Angelina have moved to next level, he is adopting her children. Which is cool. See they are doing it right, everyone knows, including Angie, that popping out kids, DESTROYS a womans vag. Plain and simple. Shit is no longer tight. So Brad is smart for going for Angie who knows what she needs to do to keep her shit T-I-G-H-T. Anyway, its a good thing, cause Brad doesnt have a whole lot to work with...How do I know this?? Well here now is a world EXCLUSIVE.. Brad Pitt nude, for the ladies and Uncle Eddie.
To see the Naughty Version, click here:


Your Welcome Unlce Eddie.

You all need to back the F*** up.

The little joke I played last week has really pissed some people off. Look, you are the fools who filled out the survey. I didn't twist your arm-did I? In the 6 emails I got, which Im going to post tomorrow, with the email addresses, haha jokes on you AGAIN, they all pretty much said, this was a work address or if I get spam Im going to fuck your tuckermaxx@gmail account up. Go ahead you fucking basement dwellers, you want to wage a war against me BRING IT THE FUCK ON. As my grand father use to say, "You grand mom was a lion in the sack, that's what Im talking about". of course he was half insane then. Ill slaughter you mindless freaks. Seriously why would you even think that you could be sexier then me... if asinine. Have you looked in the mirror??
Anyway I feel kindof bad, as a little peace offering, im going to show you all a few pics I took over the weekend of Michelle, my new fuck buddy. Enjoy.

Click here for the rest...


I will bet you all think this bullshit, why would I show off a girl I just fucked, well its easy, to show you fuckers why you could never match my sexiness. Proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is what I just ate, fucked and abused all weekend.
fuckers.

Sweet sweet porn

You have to wonder why such sweet and innocent girls would take a camera, strip off their clothes and snap away BUT then give them to guys. I mean really, how dumb can these chicks be. I know for a fact if a girl sent me the fleshies I would be throwing them up on the net, you know why? Cause Im doing it right now...haha. More stolen pics from around the web of self taken nudie pics.
Gallery 1


Gallery 2


You may see red X's, you have to click on the pic to see the full verison. It will show. Peace out niggers. And remember in the gmae of life, "You win some, you lose some, but atleast your ass aint riding the bench."