I Fucking FOOLED YOU ALL.. HAHAHA

Haha the jokes on you guys it wasn't a test to compare your sexiness with mine. Below is a list of men, all ages that wanted to see how "Sexy" they are...HOMOS. Instead its a prank that actually sent ME the TEST RESULTS. So guys To reward your stupidity im going to show the world your results, which most of you lied about, along with your email addresses.

It will tell you their sexual experiences, preferences, penis size and EMAIL ADDRESSES.
So ladies look through the list and give your man a shout out!!!

Let us begin
Ben, 31
Paco
Chuck
Josh, 23
Michael
Jim
Tony
Rich
Jack
Wayne
Mike
Paul
Erik
tiny Dick
Bucky
Dennis
Ben -first
Thats only half of them, the rest I either dont feel like doing or didn't come with the person's email address.


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See how sexy you are compared to me

(Now before any of you start crying, remember this is your own fault, WHY? Because there isn't a test in the world that would prove your sexier than me. Its really just stupid of you all to even think its possible. Me being me and you being you, its a given. So now not only have I proven to be sexier BUT IM ALSO SMARTER)

Im going to use this...

The Letter Sender to send a letter to my boss telling him I deserve a raise. This is such a simple idea, I hope it works out for the guys doing it. Its actually pretty funny, you can send a letter to anyone, through these guys to anyone you want. The options are ENDLESS.

Im actually going to do it. YOU GUYS TELL ME WHO AND WHAT AND ILL DO IT. The best idea in the comments will win.

Shit for 6 bucks its worth the look or shock of the person getting the letter.

Difference between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? Well of course you don't, because you are half a retard and need Tucker to explain everything to you. I thought of ways I could explain it to you, but I figured a simple analogy using a "wife" would be best. So here goes,

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

Any questions?

Jessica Simpson is going to hell...

That's right, she is about to commit a mortal sin and get divorced. In case you haven't heard she and Nick have announced that they are getting separated. Which is bullshit cause everyone in the know, knows that they been separated for months now. Fucking A right, which means that I could get her if I wanted to. Remember when I told you , For every hot bitch out there, I could find you a dude that is sick of her shit??? Well mother fuckers, maybe now you will all listen to me. Late last night that couple issued this statement:

"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways. This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."

These are pictures of the happy couples vacation 2 months ago in Venice, it seems like they tried one last time to resolve their problems. Sadly these pictures will most likely be the last of them together..
Going...

Going...

Gone.

Symbolic really...Fucking faggots.
There is one little problem, Mtv who filmed the couple first three years, well only 3 years , still has a DVD left to put out. Its called Nick and Jessica, the final year. So the executives are scrambling around trying to figure out what the fuck they should do. I have an idea, here is a picture of the DVD, slightly modified by myself, to help Mtv. Im just trying to give back... Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you think??

Stolen pictures of ASU Cheerleader.

Girls let their boyfriends take pictures of them nude or tape them having sex? No big deal right, happens everyday. I know I have done it, with a few ex girlfriends. But every once in a while the "evidence" is either stolen or shared and then falls in the wrong hands. Its even happened to famous people, Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson for example. You would think people would learn their tough lessons. Right? Wrong.
Now for the story, an ASU cheerleader, who will remain nameless on this blog, is currently perusing legal action against her EX boyfriends fraternity brothers. It seems that a tape of her having sex with her boyfriend was "stolen" out of his camera. Yeah right, you know that mother fucker was showing that shit off as soon as she left the frat house. Shit I would too if I just hit a piece of ass as hot as her. I mean look at her. Well guess what kiddies, I have the pictures. I will keep them up for as long as I can but as soon as I get a letter from her lawyer there coming down faster then she did on him. What a shame, HER POOR PARENTS. I guess this is one of those PRICELESS moments...Atleast her parents can be proud that she is involved in extra curricular activities, like cheerleading and sucking cock on tape. Enjoy!







I love how she is actually cheering in some of these pictures.. Priceless....

Im trying to get the tape, as soon as I do, that shit is going right up.

Thanksgiving - TuckerMaxx style.

I don't want this site known as a "porn" site. So I hold this shit down with my smarts, not tits and ass. People come here to laugh, cry, look at my ex's nudie pics, learn, steal and every once in a while to jerk off. Today is one of those days. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and if you are of Indian decent I would like to thank you personally for letting us have your land and your women. That was really nice of you to give it up so easy. (pussies) Speaking of Thanksgiving I would like to tell you all what I am thankful for.
In no paticular order here it goes:
I am thankful for Aids, which is called Aids cause it aids the white man in killing the blacks and gays. I would like to thank the gays and blacks for letting Aids work so well. I would like to thank "The Man" for holding all races besides white, down. I would like to thank myself for being so fucking awesome. I would like to thank women for spreading your legs so easy, you're all whores, and good at being dumb. I would like to thank hurricane Katrina for washing one of America's worst cities. I would like to thank the Tsunami, for making Petra Nemkova single. I would like to thank my buddies girlfriend for not telling him about the blow job she gave me in the bathroom. I would like to thank the numerous restaurants for feeding me and not seeing me walk out before paying. I would like to thank the girl that gave me herpes, the gift that keeps giving. I would like to thank my big fat cock, you are most impressive. I would like to thank the 2 whores in sophomore year who doubled teamed me, thank you for making me a legend. I would like to thank the blacks again for holding yourselves down, you lazy fucks. Thank you all.

People I don't want to thank for being worthless, air stealing, piles of shit. Again no paticular order. Niggers, spics, Chinese, Japanese, Indians, Germans, heebs, Jews, blacks, Mexicans, latino's, sand niggers, whaps, French, English and midgets. People in those groups are worthless and offer society nothing but trouble. Give them the chance and they will do wrong.

Oh here are the nudie pics that I stole of a popular image hosting site... They were labled private, so I lookied and tookied.

Kate Moss - Jump around, Jump around, Jump up, Jump up and Get down..

Kate Moss going House of Pain at a photo shoot... Awesome.




JUMP JUMP JUMP !!!!!

Its a rainy day... Here's some sunshine

Here is a little sunshine to brighten up my/your day. These pictures are smoking hot. I dont know who this girl is but I wish I did. I would chain her to my radiator and never let her go. Well I would let her go cause no matter how hot a girl is, after 3 months or so that shit gets OLD. You show me a hot slut and Ill find you 5 guys that got sick of her shit. Anyfuckingway, enjoy the ray of sunshine, dont forget to have your mommy put your sun screen on.







Good stuff starts here


I know a few of these are dupes, if they are its cause I liked that picture so much I added it twice. I am not in a position to "change my oil" right now but I assure you all that when I am, I will and it will be glorious.

Jessica Biel is hotter than you.

I hope you all had a drug and alcohol sex fueled weekend like me. I know you didn't cause you never even left your mothers basements. Fucking pathetic. But fear not, I come to save your day. Well maybe not but atleast you can get your fucking jerk on with these Jessica Biel pictures. It seems that "The Sexiest Woman Alive" was on vacation this weekend. I dont really care, what I do care about is that some pervert was there with his camera and took close ups of her tits and ass. She seems to catch him and then proceed to wave with one finger extended, that was nice.










If you fuckers steal these pictures at least give Uncle Tucker some props. I know you fucking wont and that makes you a Tucker Leach just so you know. Assholes.

You want real ... you got it.

I cant believe the stuff that people put on the internet. I am a firm believer that anything on the net, save credit and bank info, is FREE mother fucking game. For instance, nude photo's. You all remember Jenna, my ex, right? I took nude photos, posted them and she got pissed but really it was her fault in the end for agreeing to be taped. Well today Im going to go in a differnt direction. You see I am a computer wiz. I happened to "come" accross some photos. Im going to share them with you all, you would do the same, right?

Maybe im an asshole, but anyone that looks through these are an asshole too. So this is a little test in human decenscy. These pictures are STOLEN. Im not going to tell you who they are OR where I stole them from. It could be a friend, it could a camera I "found" or they could be taken from a secure picture site, that has a tiny little leak. None the less, here they are in all there glory.

Lets see who respects other peoples privacy.



















I swear to god if anyone says "I saw these before" or "this is fake" ill cut your fucking nuts off in your sleep.