The Gibson Sisters. Sweet Jesus, thank you for making me a man.

C.J and Rachel Gibson have truely broke the mold. Woman pay attention to these two, hate them, cause you will never ever look like as good as these two look. I am in fucking love. Click for the rest. Enjoy.

CJ


Rachel


Together

Today is Friday, thank GOD. I will get laid tonight.

This is a nice little news story

Attu likes softball players, so will you (nsfw)

Ninja's for hire. Everyone should have one.

Whats better then Madonna kissing Britney? See for yourself

As always check GorillaMasknet

Cool links that I find cool. Cool.

What GOOGLE would like if I TOOK OVER MUAHAHAAA - Google Maxx

Phish Fan takes water bong hit, replacing the water with Gasoline

My eyes nearly popped out their sockets when I saw this, finally a blog worth looking at Big Girls.com

Always a great site to look around, talk on the forums, spank to the "spank bank" GorillaMask.net

If you look "A little Bit Foreign" you may not want to run in London Subways Funny Sign

Jack Osborne, Ozzie's fat, druggie son with horrible hair. Cleans Up Good

Crystal Klein -

Charlotte Church. Voice of an Angel, Topless for the World..

Celebrititties never get old. Ever. This chick has huge knockers.

I want to share an email with you...

I receive email every once in a while. I guess it makes people happy knowing they got to tell me how they think I suck so much. I never reply. Not because I don't think I could mentally "take" these idiots on, but because its really not worth my time. I would rather surf the net for midget porn. But this email caught my eye:

Dear Tucker Maxx???
Shittest site ive seen in my life, how old are you? You dont know anything bout girls, life, drinking, anything. so learn and read more before u decide to publish dumb shit onto the internet. Why dont u shut up and get a life btw? And ps, we are not dummies, were beyond ur inteligent than you'd ever have. bla bla bla

it goes on and on saying that he wished I would get ass kicked and hopes I die, if he ever ran into me on the street he would kick my ass himself...

What I want to point out to this fucking blotched abortion is that in your last sentence here you say, "And ps we are not dummies, were beyond ur inteligent than you'd ever have". Now I am no English teacher by any means. But since you point out "ur inteligent", I thought maybe I could point out your lack of. It's "intelligence" or "intelligent", and it's "your" not "ur". Also at one point you say, "we are not dummies", "WERE beyond....", I think you should have used "we are" again or to take a bigger step, "we're", which is "we are" combined using an apostrophe. Now that's just one sentence, and I found 4 or 5 mistakes. In the future when you call some one a dummy, don't be the example of what a dummy is.

TuckerMaxx +1 | Retards 0.

Last Update until Monday...

Unlike most of you I have a life, that consists of interacting with the oppisite sex. Hard to believe I know, but there is a world out there that has nothing to do with zeros and ones. Hopefully I get a sweet piece of ass to polish my tool tonight. Will it definatly happen??, cant say really, but most likely the answer is the same to the question, did I fuck your moms poop shoot? Yes.

For those of you who like reality television that has hot chicks, who happen to be mother and daughter, know who Brittney and Lisa Gastineua are. For those of you who dont, Brittney(daughter) and Lisa(mother) Gastineau are two hot chicks that had a reality show. Either way you will all like these pics :


If you have seen the show you know that Brittney is a complete bitch. I would love a shot at house breaking her. Like a little puppy I'd let her shit on the floor then rub her face in it, just to show her who's the boss. She would be cleaning my skid stained underoo's and clipping my toenials in no time. All the while, naked chanting "I want to be punished like the dirty filthy spolied rich bitch that I am, king Tucker". As for Lisa, well she married/divorced creator of the Sack Exchange, Mark Gastineua. He is an ex-football player and an overall bad mother fucker.
But I would still through her a bang.

Emma Bunton aka Baby Spice aka Boobie Spice

I dont see what the big deal is about these pics but everyone wants them so :




Baby Spice was my second favorite spice girl, first being Posh of course. Any straight guy will tell you that Posh is the hottest. She also married Becks, who of course is also HOT, well thats what my female base tells me....

Petra Nemcova

Now I wrote about her a long time ago. And as most of you know I love her. So you can all thank me later by sending thebunnymail@gmail.com your dirty tissues.

INCIDENTS REPORTED NEAR TUBE STATIONS in LONDON

series of incidents have been reported near Warren Street, Oval and Shepherd's Bush stations on the London Underground.

The station have been evacuated. Smoke was seen coming from a train.


A man on the train told Sky News he spoke to an Italian man who witnessed an explosion.

"He told me he had seen a man carrying a rucksack which suddenly exploded. It was a minor explosion but enough to blow open his rucksack. Everyone rushed from the carriage. People evacuated very quickly. There was no panic.

"I didn't see anyone injured but there was shock and fright.

"There was a smell of smoke."

"The man who was holding the rucksack looked extremely dismayed.

Police have cordoned off the streets around Warren Street station. They said a suspect package had been reported on a Victoria Line train.

Sky reporter Mark White said authorities are "pushing everybody as far back from the station as they can".

there are NO reports of any casualities

Update: Gunshots heard on Warren station platform.... more to come..

Update: Bombs on a bus now being reported. Person or Persons shot at Warren Station. Series of explosions..

Nail Bomb exploded at underground station... No casuals yet

One injury at Warren Street station.

Top 10 things to know about women.....

Im just kidding I dont know shit about women except they are all crazy dick loving pigs. Except my mother of course. So I have been really fucking busy thats why this hasnt been updated in a while. You wouldnt believe what a crazy week its been for me. Between getting up at 2 pm everyday, watching tv and spending my inheritance life HAS BEEN CRAZY. AHAHAHa working suckers. So I was going to talk about this pig I fucked the other day but I am afraid that the farmer who owns her reads this site, so Ill just tell you that it was awesome and now I know where the term "squeal like a pig" comes from. I have a few cool links you may want to check out,

Gorilla Mask - check the forum
Kick some puppy's
Homeless people having sex on school tops


Well thats it for now. I also wanted to thank the asshole that got ahold of my sisters email address and sent her a cock pic... Yeah you know who you are. Your shit is tiny and littered with herpes what makes you think that she wants that.
Save is for bunny ...thebunnymail@gmail.com. Speaking of which look at her latest blog entry. Can you say trying SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard to be ME, and the bitch even puts me down as a reference. What a stupid fucking whore. Does she think for one second that I want people who read that piece of shit resume' thinking that I even associated with this broad. Christ thats why I dumped the dumb bitch. Actually I hope someone does call me, ill tell what a complete head case wanna be me freak she is. Check her dumb shit here:
Worst Resume' Ever

Who ever did this, this is NOT funny. Its mean and hurtful

Look I am always on the look out for funny stuff. Hell I can laugh at myself if its a good joke. But I stumbled on this, and well, its just plain hurtful. Why would someone go out of their way to do this? Its mean. It may be true it may not be, only he knows. Check it out...

Did you know?

The link is safe for work.

I am going to rock your cock off with this post... FUCK.

OK so I was shopping for a gift for my buddies mom, its her birthday and I want to get her something special, since it is also our 4 month anniversary. So I thought of the usual shit like a 9 inch butt plug, edible undies, cook book , you know shit like that and I thought no way. This gift is going to be special, especially since she has been giving up anal for the past few days. The reason? Yup you guessed it, besides being a whore, she is on the bloody carpet ride. SO it got me thinking. I know what I could get her...
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What the fuck are they you are asking, well i'll tell you. They are Re-usable Menstrual Pads. How about that. And here I thought I have seen it all. Now you ladies can REUSE YOUR BLOODY, GOOEY, FUCKING SOUR EGG holders over and over and over and over and over and over again. ANd the best part is that you dont even have to wash them. Thats right, just let them dry. No thats not right but the thought is hot.

Fucking A, I am going to get strap on fucked for this gift. BOOYAKA.


On to the next segment of Rock your Cock off friday, beauty and the Beast. Now this isnt exactly the Disney version but it is safe for kids over 6. Check it. When I first watched this I thought "Is there anyone looking?" Cause I wanted to get my cock out right then and there and beat it till it fell the fuck off. Shaboooouuuga.


Now your boy Tucker Maxx is going out boozing tonight, most likely with that Needle Dick Uncle Eddie. Last week he told me to make sure I wore my swimmies because we would be "swimming in tuna-town". We didnt even hook up. I got a number but I later found out that she was boned by the biggest dork at my high school. I might be a dirty fucking pig but there aint no way im hitting Nerd Left Overs.

PEACE OUT FUCKERS>

Oh and one more thing check out Gorilla Mask there is some funny shit this week. Plus I am trying to make the top 10 for reffers. Dont let me down assholes.

Hero on the day goes to...

56,000 robbery at bank drive-thru

July 13, 2005


Even bank robbers appreciate a drive-through window.

Police say a man drove up to a LaSalle bank at 3301 N. Ashland about 8 a.m. Tuesday and slid a note demanding money to the teller through a tube at the window.

The teller complied, shooting back about $56,000, Belmont District police said. The robber sped off in a blue, older-model minivan, they said.

"No weapon was displayed or implied," said Chicago FBI spokeswoman Cynthia Yates. "He never left his vehicle."



Now what I want to know is, why should he be charged. I mean if he sent a note through that said, "Give me the all the money" well thats no different then going on the street and asking for 10 bucks and someone giving it up. This guy is a 56K hero.

Tucker Maxx and the blog of Gossip.

I love Kate Hudson. She looks like an ex-girlfriend, honestly.
She is going to be in an upcumming Playboy , mainly doing an interview. But there are a few "racey" pictures. If you all remember, in her break out roll as Penny Lane in "Almost Famous" she showed her pink skeeter bites. So seeing her tata's is nothing new for me since I replayed that part until the tape broke, but thats neither here or there. Your pal Tucker has found the pictures and I am even going to take it a step further and post the best one here:


Jared Leto aka that faggot from Mtv's "My So called Life" is dating one the Olson Mutants. I think is the one with out the eating disorder. Those chicks are freaky looking and any male that has banged a 6 will tell you the same.

Brad Pitt is in the hospital. Stemming from his recent trip to Eateatopiates it seems that Brad has contracted some kind of "my pussy hurts" virus. I dont care either way but the fact that he is ramming Angelina Jolie, makes him alright in my book.

Since this post has turned into a fucking gossip column I should also mention that whore Tiffany Amber Kapowsky got hitched to Zach Gosselar over the weekend. What the fuck. Well it wasnt really Zach but it might as well be because the real guy is a no named actor just like Mark Paul Morris. Here is an EXCLUSIVE picture from that wedding here:



Ok let me just sum this post up with a link to a site that has fucking swallowed my last 2 mornings here at work. This site maps out alot of "celebrity" deaths. With gruesome pics of crime scenes to the actual autopsy reports, stars such as Kurt Cobain, Micheal Hutchence, All the Rat Packers..ect ect. Check it out. Its fucking nuts. its called Find-A-Death.com. I highly recommend this site if you have 20 or so hours to kill. He is really detailed and pretty much right on with most of his opinions. Im pretty sure the webby likes little boys though. Not that I mind that sort of thing.

No post for today.

I had a pretty long weekend. Not much sleep and Im still drunk from Friday night. And to think that Saturday night was even worse... hoooofa.


I fucked shit up in AC. That in itself is easy, anyone can get lucky, but I did it smashed and at Roulette playing a system that I have played for years now. I didnt lay down till 5:30 am both nights, except Sunday I was up by 9 am and home by 10:15 am.

Whatever fuck you. I need pussy.

Link dumping for you fucking bored fuckers out there.

Gorilla Mask - RP is hot (if you dont know who RP is, kill yourself cause life isnt worth living with out him
Puppy-Kicker Funny ass site, still new.

Actually thats all im putting, between those 2 sites you can get to the other sites
I was going to link to. So stop being so fucking lazy and check that shit out.

Anyway what the fuck, I read that Angelina Jolie is adopting another kid. Dont believe for one god damn second its out of the kindness of her heart. THat bitch is vain. SHe knows perfectly well that if she was to have a kid her body goes to shit. She's smart. Ill give her that, but a humanitarian - BULL SHIT. If God made the mold with you, you dont go spiting God by getting knocked up, getting all lose and shit. Plus that sweet axe wound between her legs has already been punished by Billy Bob it doesnt need a 9 pound bundle of shit to fuck it up any more than it already is.

Peace out and have a drug and alcohol induced weekend.

If you make it through this whole video.. you have serious fucking issues.

Serious Fucking Issues

Heather Faith, from N.E Philly. I knew her and could have fucked her.

Heather was seriously one fine piece of meat BUT she was also totally full of herself. One night we went to a club and when she wasnt dancing with me she was dancing with herself, in the mirror. I swear to god this chick played with her hair, fixed her make up and adjusted her clothes every other minute. It got so annoying I left with another girl. When she showed up at my house later that night all pissy I told she was hot but too full of herself EVEN FOR ME. I should have tagged it but leaving with the other girl lead to a night of strippers, sex tapes and 2 underage girls... but thats another story.

This post will be funny for those who know Brian Peppers

This picture is exactly what I needed to see this morning. Im hung over and dont want to be at work. But then I saw this and now my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.



If you dont know who Brian Peppers is, look him up on google. Im too hung over to tell you.

EDIT (LUNCH) BRIAN PEPPERS INFO

This is for you Harley lovers....

Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover(vacuum cleaner)?
The position of the dirt bag.


For the Blonde women's out there..

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

For the slant eyes out there..

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



Pwned Sucka's.