Sorry fuckers....

OK dipshits, you can stop emailing me with the obvious. To clear a few things up:

A. I know there is another Tucker out there. I know he has a site. I know my dick is ALOT bigger. I know I am funnier and better looking.

B. I have been SICK you fuckers. Not scared or in hiding because of the whole Jenna's Bush thing.

C. Yes I am still a living breathing GOD. You are all nothing and I am everything and then more. I know you worship me.

Ok I wanna know who you think is hotter. I am going to post 3 pics of 3 sluts and you tell me who is the hottest...

Ok here is the first whore.




Second:



Third: The one on the left.


I thank you in advance for the votes.

Next update later today. Fuckers.

Bruce Willis going "Lohan" on Lindsey - Gross.

Bruce's "Lohan"

Good for Bruce, bad for Lindsey.

Ebay auctions are getting worse and worse.. "Name our baby"

Name our baby

All about Kendell .. this is great. Happy Birthday.

ALL ABOUT KENDALL!
Brought to you by Baron Von Anybody.




Kendall was kind enough to supply all of this wonderful, factual information about herself.

Height: 5'2"
Weight: 151 lbs
Eye Color: Aryan Blue
Hair Color: Golden Shower Blonde
Fav Band: Skrewdriver
Sexual Orientation: Anything!

AIM: VedetteK - (Vedette means 'triple' .. So all together, it's 'KKK')

Kendall is currently a student at University of Maryland where she has an undecided major but is minoring in having sex with frat boys. Her goal is to perform fellatio on the entire men's soccer team by the time she leaves the school (either graduate or flunk-out). Though she's only in her second semester of freshman year, she's made great progress in achieving this lofty feat and has contracted all sorts of oral-venereal diseases in the process. If she somehow avoids her likely fate of becoming a crack-addicted Hooters waitress who moonlights as a hooker in downtown Chicago, she will probably end up as an overweight middleschool art teacher with no self respect and an abusive husband. Wooh!

FUN FACTOIDS!
Kendall's thighs were once described as containing a "grape bunch" of genital warts.
She has been seen cavorting through Bel Air, Maryland with former Static X guitarist Tripp Eisen.
Kendall starred in Barnyard Sluts IV: Porking Pigs.
She's known for her massive strap-on devices and has earned the nickname "Reach-Around Queen."
Kendall has given birth to three children, all of whom she has eaten.



How to recognize Kendall..

If you're at a college party, rodeo, carnival or morgue, there's a good chance you'll cross paths with her. If you're unsure whether or not it's definitely her and don't want to risk sucker-punching an innocent female, ask yourself these three questions:

Is she drunk?
Is she constantly groping her crotch (crabs)?
Did she excuse herself to visit the restroom with two middle-aged bartenders and their dog?


If you answered YES to these questions, congratulations, you've found Kendall! It's not recommended that you hook-up with her, however easy it may be, as such an advanced form of syphilis can be fatal.

Three cheers for whores!

Post your comments HERE.

NOTE: This is a remake of an earlier and similar page, which was mysteriously deleted from my server.


This page is child of Baron Von Anybody.

Ashton Look out here comes Tucker MAXX

I just want to thank all of my supporters for being there for me. I know I dont deserve it cause I sure as hell wouldnt be there for you. Shit I would be against you if anything. The pictures of Jenna are real. They were not photoshopped in any way. So all the haters from wankette, tuckermax.com and fark can suck a dick.


Dont be mad that: That I TUCKER MAXX -
Posted a pic of Jenna Bush's Bush
Good enough to fool Wankette and then she tried to cover her ass by calling foul and photoshop.Bitch you were fooled, get over it.


Then got on Fark.com for a cease and desist, that may or may not be real, on a picture that could or could not be real.
(None the less, I didnt submit it Fark so what ever.)

Then because of all that, some poser named TuckerMax decides to call me out as a liar, stalker and attention whore. Dude you are all those things not me. I just posted a picture.

However it resulted in the following:
A real letter to cool it down.

200,00 hits in 3 days (advertising dollars - Thanks to all the hits)
Hundreds of gay comments, which brought much joy to me and my friends.

TO top it all off, I FORCED that poser Tucker Max to deal with it all on HIS SITE.
I OWN YOU TUCKER. You are a fraud. A nobody. Family hates you and so do your friends.


PS. To the following sites,
You have all been PUNK'D

Next story : Boston Road Trip, coming soon.

Jenna's Bush - you are all welcome.

Here they are, the infamous Jenna Pics...

We have seen Paris, so how about London .. I mean Nikki

these were fake. a special thanks to my pal over at gorillamask,net.


Special thanks to http://xs.to for the free image hosting.

Thats what I call sisterly bonding.

A special thanks to ....

Wonkette, a low rent private eye. I find it humorous that you were so positive that the images were PHOTOSHOPPED. Hey Nancy fucking Drew, why don't you point out that you were wrong you stupid bitch. Yeah so what, I thought it was her, but you thought it was shopped - both wrong. SO do me a favor and drop my link from your site...mmmk thanks.



don't hate me cause I am better looking then you.