Kids and Parents take SEX TEST.....
Tucker weighs in on teens and sex, first what they say then my opinion.
What the kids are saying about Sexual orientation
Its up in the air right now. I dont think at this age its set in stone.
Tucker Says - Bullshit, a guy knows right away if pussy is for him, if its not your a fucking homo.
Why they havent had sex
I dont want to be an animal.
Tucker Says - Animal? Listen son, shes the animal, put her on all fours, fuck her and make her bark like a dog if you dont believe me.
Im not waiting. I just havent had the right moment.
Tucker Says - Where are you now?
Lack of a partner.
Tucker Says - Sad. Next..
Teen sex overall
Its gross. To think about all these kids having sex makes me want to vomit.
Tucker Says - Youre gay. Next.
You should have sex only when youre ready, because its overrated.
Tucker says - Your fucking ready when I say your ready.
People are always discussing it, so not having it makes you feel lonely.
Tucker Says - This girl is a winner, sounds unstable, easy lay.
Its awesome, but wait until youre 16.
Tucker Says - This kid ALMOST made me proud.
I dont think you should have sex in ninth grade. Probably tenth.
Tucker Says - Sounds like youre a homo.
Regrettable sexual experiences
When I lost my virginity. I did it for the wrong reasons. I thought I could get him back that way.
Tucker says - Boo hoo, you lost him cause your fat and ugly.
Fingering. That really wasnt very fun.
Tucker Says - No, here let me show you how it could be fun.
Having sex with a girl during her period.
Tucker Says - Thats my boy, did you earnn your red wings.
Feeling guilty after a sexual experience
I feel a little bit tainted, especially if its a random hookup. I feel slutty.
Tucker Says.. Its not just a feeling, you are a slut, might as well deal with it now
Teen sex parties
They happen in the suburbs. I would never go to one.
Tucker Says - Yeah right bitch, try your ugly and you werent invited
All they said was, Keep your pecker in your pants.
Tucker Says - Your dad is funny. Tell him I wish he followed his own advice, cause youre a moron.
My father tells me stories about his youth and scolds me for not having as much sex as he did.
Tucker Says - Tell your father he is now my hero. I owe him a beer.
Well kiddies, thats me answering the kids questions about sex. Now let me tell you my little story about how I lost my virginity.
I just turned 15 and it was a threesome. Me and 2 girls, we fucked in every position with me taking turns on each girl. For example, I would fuck one doggy style while the other watched then I would switch girls. IT went like this for 3 or 4 hours till I finally blew my load on both girls as they lay on their backs waiting. It was the best day of my life, one that started a long and healthy career of baning bitches. I am a god amongst mortals.