Tucker Maxx is going back to his roots... LOOK OUT.

You know some people have been telling me lately that this blog has slipped, jumped the shark as some say. That I have gone soft. THey ask what happened to the tough asshole that made fun of everyone? Well the answer is simple. I let some fruit cake named Eddie to write the site for the last few weeks. I know I know.. I am sorry. But I thought he was cool and witty and was going to do a knock out job but I was wrong. So he is fired and now I am back in the reigns. My nickname for him is needle dick, which in case you are wondering how he got that name, well take it apart sound it out and presto.

Now that order has been restored and peace and quit is over lets get down to the shit that has got me boiling. NOLA is the first thing. I would rather hear that Natalee Hollowhead is missing then see more shit on this hurricane. WHAT THE FUCK. It was a freaking sun shower for christ sakes. So what some people drowned. BY NO ONES FAULT BUT THEIR OWN. Besides the fact that they knew the storm was coming, they should have realized, "Hey this here house, made 50 years ago, aint wooter proofed". Seriously what the fuck did they think was going to happen? By the time the water over came the levee, was it still too late? Nope. But for some reason or the other these "folks" must have thunk to themselves, "Sheeet, if dat der wooter come in dis here house, i'll go to da attick". Guess wut hick boy, 20 feet below sea level + 15 foot attack or in simpler terms 15 - 20 = D E D.

Moving on, after the "shower" was over and the people realized they were basically floating in 20 foot pool, their roof being the float, um do you think they thought maybe its time to get out dodge? NOPE. They are staying, refusing to leave that shit pit, filthy dirty dead bodied littered soup bowl of muck. I say let em go, if they aren't smart enough to get out by now, well then they don't make the cut as a person that is allowed to live on the same earth as me. Do you understand and agree with me? No well then maybe you should head to NOLA without your swimmies on, cause I hear another one of GODS showers are heading there - PUSSIES.

Every other blogger out there sucks so more cock then their mothers on prom night.