Its Friday Fuckers and Tucker is heading to OC, MD.

Im going to Ocean City this weekend for a buddy's bachelor party and its GOING TO ROCK YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. Well mine actually. Its going to be a weekend of complete utter debauchery(my favorite word) consisting of beer, bitches, shots and puking not necessaliry in that order. Im going balls to the wall and balls deep in any whore that will have me. Consider me a man on a mission from the devil.

Anyway enough about me lets get on with the updates and shit. Seeing nutshot videos never gets old for me, like this one for example. I love them, seeing these dudes crush their nuts always gets a good OWWWWWWWWW out of me. Besides a good shot to the nuts I never get bored of these jack asses on motorcycles wiping out and fucking up themselves and their bikes. Like this numb nuts. Man, good times huh? Its not just motor bikes that create awesome spills but regular bmxers to. Take this rookie for example. He wont be doing that again for a while. Faggot. But maybe the best videos out there are hardcore fist to cuff videos. Whether it be Hicks, Chicks, neighbors or highschool kids there's nothing like seeing someone get jawed. If you like something a little more grittier check this guy out, he gets shot 4 times. Awesome right? All this violence is GREEAAAT, but you're probably saying Tucker, what the fuck, where is all the pussy at? Good question. Its here, here, here and here. That last video is the best. I whacked my cock black and blue because of that hot shit.

If its not hardcore spills, nutshots, fights or dirty sluts that gets your attention well maybe your either gay or a faggot. If your either dont ever come back here again cause I HATE YOU AND SO DOES GOD. I know that for a fact. Well im off to do a little work and then when this fucking work day is done im heading to the OC. Hopefully that skinny bitch Mischa Burton will be there so I can cock fuck her mouth and then drop a Miller Light and king crableg mixed deuce on her chest. Im into that nasty shit.

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