If you are reading these words that means that you are :
1. A big fat LOSER, for sitting in on a friday night at your computer.
2. 12 years old, or else you would be out on a friday night binge drinkin and looking to get your noodle wet.
3. So in love me with me that you consider date night, sitting and reading my website.
5. All of the above which would make you a 12 year old retard who is in love with me, oh and a loser.